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2月29日

Edumacashun

Pop prince Jay Chou to teach at Fudan University

By Cao Li (China Daily)
Updated: 2008-02-28 07:10

SHANGHAI: Pop prince Jay Chou has accepted a request by Fudan University's Shanghai Institute of Visual Arts to tutor its students and offer them guidance.

 

Li Liya, a teacher with the institute, told China Daily yesterday Chou accepted the offer on Sunday when he met more than 1,000 students at the school.

The Taiwan-based singer, actor and director was in Shanghai for the premiere of his movie Kungfu Dunk.

"He has such a wide appeal to youngsters," Li said.

"He is talented and experienced in music and performance, which will benefit our students greatly."

Pretty Boy Popstar # 1739924975

Li said Chou will tutor and guide students in the institute's performing school when he has the time. He chose to be a volunteer, which means the school will not pay him for his services, Li said.

"Chou accepted the job happily and said again and again that he would like to talk to the students," Li said.

Before Chou, the school had also signed Taiwanese director Ang Lee, who directed Lust, Caution, as an honorary professor, and Eric Tsang, a Hong Kong actor and anchorman, as a guest professor.

Chen Xi, a third-year student of TV and broadcasting, said she and her schoolmates have been very excited at the prospect of Chou teaching them, although she admitted that they seldom see those celebrity professors.

"We have to fit into their busy schedules," she said.

I'd say this fits in with the general principle of 'improvements' here (particularly at my work place) everything is done for 'face' value. The only improvements implemented or suggestions for change incorporated are the ones that can be seen. Visibility is key; any kind of infrastructural problem within the school/company/government is to be ignored until it explodes/implodes. What will Jay Chou 'teach'? Nothing as this probably nothing else than an honorary title, or a marketing scheme to get Chou more time in the places where the majority of his fans are. Singing to the choir, I guess, but I'd would've guessed he's more popular with the high-school crowd. As for corrupt teachers asking for kickbacks or accepting hongbao (red envelopes given out on New Year's day), university heads pocketing tuition funds and so on? Well, that's all part of the "infrastructure of invisibility". Nothing to see, right? move on. Fame buys you credibility I guess.

2月28日

Wu-Unit is for the Children

It's that time of they year again where I don't have much to talk about, the calm after the holidays. So expect more rubbish and non-sense in the coming weeks:
 
Today, one of my favourite music videos of all time! I don't have this song on MP3, which is a crime... Raekwon... Method Man... Onyx... 
 
2月27日

Zhang Mi - I LOVE YOU

Casting complete for Chinese Carmen

(China Daily)
Updated: 2008-02-25 14:25


 

The casting call has wrapped up for a Chinese musical version of Carmen. Based on the opera by Georges Bizet, Carmen - Passionate Love will feature Chinese actors while fusing Western arias with Chinese folk music. Model Hu Dong and singer Zhang Mi will play the leading roles, while young stars Ji Jie and Tang Xiao also won big roles.

Zhang Mi

After more than half a year of auditions, the newly selected cast appeared at a press conference in Beijing last week.

Zhang Mi, who displayed impressive vocal prowess in her song Pandora's Music Box, will star as Hu Ji, an equivalent of Carmen. Hu Dong was hailed as one of 10 best models in the world in 1999 and has since released a few albums. He performs as young officer Zhao Shiji, the Chinese version of Don Hose.

Tang Xiao, winner of Supergirl - a vocal competition program modeled after American Idol - plays kind-hearted He Xiaomei. And Ji Jie, who excelled in Superboy, plays two roles: that of a greedy and powerful clan chief and of kungfu hero Huo Zifu.

None of the cast has any experience in musicals. Jin Xing, the famed choreographer who was announced to be part of the crew last year, didn't show up. Produced by Global Stage Entertainment & Production Co Ltd Hong Kong, the musical will premiere at the redecorated Century Theater of Beijing on May 15. After touring Chinese cities, the musical will go abroad in 2009.

2月26日

I'm An Animal

He's back, and fatter than ever! - I ate like a big pig this weekend, enjoying two nights of freshly cooked pasta and generous western styles breakfasts all cooked by yours truly.  I can't keep that up, so this week I plan to eat lean to make up for my gorging over the weekend. It was just one of those occasions where I needed to some good eatins'.
 
The Oscars came and gone, baby, gone. The good news is the Coen Brothers won best directors, best film for NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, Daniel Day Lewis for THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
 
 
2月22日

Carry the snub strapped to the ankle

 
2月21日

Lantern Festival

 Happy Lantern Festival

 元宵节快乐!

It's that time of year again, when all the boys and girls just gotta behave real good like, 'cuz if they don't, they don't get to go outside and enjoy all dem purdy lanterns all strung up like, and that'd be a darn shame. So you be good little dudes and gals, 'cuz the lantern man is watching, and if youse ain't careful, HE'LL MURDA YA!  

To all you beautiful people, don't forget Luis on this day. He'll be lonely - and thinking of you! (not you though... the other you is lookin' fine however...)

2月20日

CHAMILITARIANISM

I'm in it for the ULTIMATE VICTORY! Gotta wake up and make that paper! Etc!

where do I begin?!?

Where do I begin? Huh, am I right folks, huh? Right, huh? HUH?

"You see Nigo pull up in da black Benz SLR and you wonder where does he get dat kinda money? Don't worry about it!"

Pigu-Pigu

它是猪头!

May I have a squeeze?

不是帅哥。What an ugly kid, not even a mother could love that. No wonder I'm still single!

How to piss - follow closely

Instructions on how to urinate.

love at first sight?!?! Nope, turned down again ;_;

Smooth playa。

The Prof gets some McLovin'

Prof McLovin'

i wrote it all myself

I wrote it all myself! I'M AN ARTISTE!

doobie snacks n'all

hehe...

eelmatic, steelmatic

fuud

why dun u get ontop a me - ayoooo technology!

sno

Assemble the Street Sweepers! 300 Style!

The Chamilitary

any excuse for a promo spot for the military

Chamilitarians

snowy muck

no footing in this muck!

da whaite koka

This is now just a distant memory. Tomorrow will be 14 degrees!

SUCKS TO BE LIVING IN CANADA, HUH?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Baring teeth

2月17日

Shadier than Cote-Des-Neiges Metro Station

Special Sunday Update!
 
I'm in an internet cafe, its late... and the place is full to the brim. I don't get it. Why do these people not go home? Thankfully the computer games and so on keep the people busy and complacent - and they couldn't give a fuck that I'm here. Although sometimes some cocksure young guys will look at me and talk about me in a pretty obvious way and obviously in a derogatory way. Why the hate? I don't get it. I put the hoody over, wear the yankee fitted and turn on MP3 player to zone-out. Sometimes I gotta get in a "Montreal state of mind". So I'm listening to some IAM - French Hip-Hop, sure, but it's the language itself that reminds me of those late subway rides with the obvious freaks. Dun-Dun-DUUUUN was the call you'd hear on the speakers in the subway at every stop - then "Station Mont-Royal"  the name of my station.
A map of the Montreal Subway System
 
 
The average age of people in an internet cafe hovers around the mid-twenties, and I wonder if they're like me - what similarities do we share? The mind wanders. Are they here with friends for a night out? If so, it's hardly a sociable activity - back home, our MTL crew would head out for sheesha, the Arabic fruit-flavoured tobacco water pipe and catch some Lebanese music videos (which meant glimpses of Haifa Wehbe! picture in the Valentine's Day post). It was our usual bullshit session but also a good way to gather the group for a round-up of the latest events - which was essential by the college days - we were all split up by then.
 
Are they here because they don't have the internet at home? Are they here to get away from home? My students would most likely say that sort of people that come here at this hour of the day are not 'good people'. That's a guess, but I certainly can't picture most of my students in this place.
 
Anyway, that doesn't matter. If anyone here wanted to really start some shit, there wouldn't be much I could do. It would pretty much be a hundred to one. I've seen fights in the streets where two people go at it and everyone stands around looking but nobody jumps to help/stop the fight. Same for some accidents.
 
"NY State of Mind" indeed.
 
 
2月15日

Queztacoatl: The Day After!

Last night was the either the greatest night in your life or the worst, but most likely it was just another day in your life. I bet some of you assume I'm lying and that I actually spent the night paragliding over the Wxui skyline only to land in Lake Taihu, calmly walk out from its shores in a black wetsuit which I'd unzip to reveal... THAT I WAS WEARING A TUXEDO ALL ALONG! And then I'd infiltrate the Taihu Hotel in order to infiltrate and execute some sort of high-powered diplomat (CAM'RON ?!?!) and excape on a skidoo while the opening credits rolled...
 
You'd be wrong, stupid! Since I was working all day, I have no crazy hijinks to report to you about anything I did.
 
Here's the CENSORED CHINESE TRANSLATION OF THE TANTALIZING STORY ABOVE!!!!
 
昨天晚上是非常无聊了!
 
God, I bet you 老外 are just DYING to know what I just wrote there, huh?
 
Good Luck because now you'll NEVER find out!
 
PS. God help me I'm so bored out of my skull, i've been reduced to writing barely hidden messages on my blog !
 
 
2月14日

Werd A Mouf Disleaze

 
 情人节快乐!
 
 Happy Valentine's Day to all you sleepy headed butter heads.
 
 Due to today being the MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST DAYEST OF THE YEAREST, all the text will be covered in pink highlits. This has been proven to excite women 20% more than neon-pink, which has to be the hardest colour to read through anyway.
 
 Does it make everything I write seem MORE romantic? Well it should.
 
 If you think that somebody with such a fruity website MUST SURElY BE SINGLE on this MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST DAYEST OF THE YEAREST than you'd be DEAD WRONG (to quote Biggie). Well, actually they'd be right, but just to prove them wrong, I'll IMAGINE that I have a girlfriend just for today. Would you like to meet her?
 

 
 Gorgeous? Of course, but that's only 'cause she works for that physique - if she didn't run two hours on the treadmill everyday she'd probably much "thick around the waist"! :-x
We'll be divorced by tomorrow morning - but that's LOVE for ya!  
 
I thought about putting a poem on here for today, but I'm a R&B mood today...
 
(Tell Them What They Wanna Hear)

They just tell them what they want to hear hear hear
hear hear hear hear hear

I really like you and I
Really want to be wit u
If you spend the night
I promise I wont try to sleep wit u
Yes I love you and I really want to
Be wit u
You can put yo trust in me and
I will never cheat on u

(Chorus)

Gurl u kno your lookin good today (Tell them what they wanna hear)
I think about you almost everyday (Tell them what they wanna hear)
Oo Gurl u no u got a pretty face (Tell them what they wanna hear)
Your not to big your just thick in the waist (So I tell them what they wanna hear)

They just tell them what they want to hear hear hear
hear hear hear hear hear (2x)

Never met someone so beautiful
Baby gurl had everythang
Gurl I want u to know your the finest gurl I ever seen
You need to be on the TV screen
Takin pictures for a magazine
Afta wile I had to ask my self
Maybe shes born with it or maybe its maybelline

(Chorus)

They just tell them what they want to hear hear hear
hear hear hear hear hear (2x)

U wish ya man was a G like me
On ya feelin like a lil wifey
Icy in da magazines
Stand out like a rock in a bag of beans
Type of girl I can picture maself wit
Little broad get freaky n stuff wit
Lay ha down n side 2 side
Front 2 da back n side 2 side

Oo I think that your the one
That Im gon marry
My baby boy or gurl
U gon carry
I really wanna take u home so u can meet my mama
And if u ask me about my ex ima tell you
Theres no more drama

They just tell them what they want to hear hear hear
hear hear hear hear hear (2x)

You need to tell em tell em tell em tell em
What they wanna hear
Tell em what they wanna hear
What they wanna hear

 
 
 HAHAHA! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
2月13日

I last longer than any other leading brand of APE-UNIT

Here's some shots to yer meat-hat of...
  Spring Festival Boredom! '08
kid w/ the laser mounted RPG fireworks
A couple of kids wildin' out with laser-mounted RPG fireworks by the Nanjing Cloth market.
那们个孩子和焰火玩儿。
 
this is spring, deal with it
Spring ain't always a beautiful affair.
那天天气不美丽。。。
 
FIRE IN THE SKY
Fire in the Sky, just like the made-for-TV-movie!
有一个很旧电影叫“火天”
 
somebody got popped for his fireworks!
Remains of a wild night.
昨晚是很忙了!
 
artistic shot 301
Braaaaaap!
 
this nigga beefin' wit me B?!
Bandit from Johnny Quest.
这个狗很可爱。
 
drying the fish
That's fish drying on the line. Not unusual, Portuguese salted cod would more or less be prepped similarly.
葡萄牙人也做这个和鱼肉。
 
beat bushes
Fallen trees from last week's storm still litter the roads.
 
A little teahouse by the canal
A teahouse in middle of a fork in the canal, surely priced out of my range.
 
Dog Look Man; See Nothing Like
The star of my latest video.
 
smells as bad as it looks
 
i like the busy composition of this shot
Ah, the romantic fragrances of Wuxi still linger in the air.
那个水车有很多垃圾。
 
really creepy
that's some creepy Silent Hill shit!
 
fuckin' massive, mate
layed pipe!
beaver dam :B
Welcome to the Dollhouse
I went to a teahouse that was like being in a life-sized doll house. It creepily had pictures of Audrey Hepburn all over the place. Like a little girl's teatime fantasies come to life. It was quiet and peaceful though. What can I say, Wuxi can still surprise me.
 

They don't call me Lunchbox for nothin'

 
2月10日

Hatuh Wave

Hello Children of the Corn, I'm back with my continuing series of Internet Bar posts. I don't know this place's name, but it's fairly clean, and unlike most internet bars, not located under some seedy parking garage full of Chinese wannabe thugs.
你好!我还在网吧,没有意思东西做。我不知道这里的名字,但是在Chongning路。没有太人。
 
On the free online radio today? Lupe Fiasco and Fuckin' Dave Matthews Band. Kanye did it, so as the more-than-likely producer of the track, he's now got Lupe doing it too. Louis Logic once said he dreamt of beating mainstream acts like Dave Matthews with a guitar... can't disagree too much. I'm not too fond of Dave's singing.
 
I promise actual content once this vacation is over, I'm eager to get back to work. There's only so many goddamn movies I can watch. 正在思考
2月8日

Nothin' To Do But Ghost You

Chinese New Year has come and gone, but celebrations will continue for the next week. I'm not updating from the school, but from an internet bar on Chongning Road. There's not much that I can report, except for the usual night at the Blue Bar, and I guess I drank too much. It's actually been a long time since I had more than one or two beers in a night, but that was a special time, so I had a little more than usual. Other than that, it's been quiet. I even think there are less fireworks this year than the last. I haven't done anything else except for a dinner with Dan, Grace, Terry, Eric and an American, Rick. It was a fun dinner, with a lot of good laughs. I don't have a lot pictures for you, but the few I have won't be posted until I have access to my school computer. Until then, know that I'm still alive just bored out of my skull!
 
我见在在网吧。这个星期很没有意思但是我没有家庭在无锡。星期三在Blue吧我参加了聚会。我喝了太多啤酒。昨天我看看一个电影叫”Atonement“。它是一斑斑,我觉得那个电影没有意思。可能因为我不是英国人,和那个电影是英国电影。我比较喜欢美国电影不很喜欢英国电影。可能我的汉语不很好,所以我不可以告诉你我的看法。
 
I'm listening to a Snoop Dogg track that's new to me entitled "Sexual Erruption" and for most of the chorus, Snoop's voice is dubbed with some robotic-sounding filter. I ain't digging it.
Again, for some good Online Hip-Hop radio: Click Here. Free, with minimal ads. This one buffers better than the previous one I've linked on here and it's quality is a little better.
 
Kiss, Kiss ya'll. Hope you had a more interesting New Year than me!
 
2月5日

Pooh Bear

 
A few nights ago I ate some KFC and had some serious mud butt afterwards. Mud Butt, an afliction of first world countries, is the name given to the consistency of the 'chicken' after it has exited a tour of your Colon (capitalized C). In my case, I'd like to imagine my Colon as an old wooden roller-coaster with nothing but that metal bar pressed to your groin to keep you from falling to your gruesome death.
 
McDonalds food has different effect, which I'd call Brick Shits.
 
That's all for today's update!
2月4日

Friendship by way of 300-grit sandpaper

Now that Spring Festival has come to haunt us once more, let us reflect on what the TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP is!
 
In the past year, I had experienced something that really left disillusioned - it has always been hard for me to make friends that I could trust closely. Many can attest to the very small circle I keep, but after the experiences of last summer where a person I called my best friend came from all the way from back home to spend a summer with me in Wuxi, I was left livid. I cooled off for a while, then of course, news reached me just today, that this person whom I'd not heard from in a year was coming back, albeit to Shanghai this time. What happened in that summer you ask? That person took advantage of me in a way, used my place as a hotel for 2 months and during those months, we had been out for a total  of 1 day out. He took advantage of me in that he hid from me the truth of his intentions in coming to Wuxi, and why he'd been so excitedly talking to me about it, filling my ears with how we'd always been such good friends, trusted each other and so on. When I'd found out that he'd done something that not only I thought was very foolish but irresponsible, it was time to put the foot down. It was the timeless tale of a woman getting in between friends, you see. Not so much as a triangle though, more like I wanted to remove the rose-tinted glasses. That's not place or responsabilities, but that person I used to call my friend had used me as a schmuck. You can see pictures of us in one of the albums, but the story behind it all  and its details can't be culled from those pictures. 1000 words unfortunately don't always jump out from a picture. I felt, and still feel like a chump for it now.
 
That person, I now hear, is going to arrive in Shanghai in perhaps a day's time to become an English teacher. Now, I don't believe myself to be a lamb of God sent to teach this complicated language, but I do enjoy it and take it very seriously. I try to improve myself with every class and give it all I got. There's often an attitude towards this job that 'anyone can do it'. Sometime ago some people came to our school practically demanding a job, like it was a handout. It's frustrating - I've met my fair share of people who do the same thing I do in Wuxi, but people whom I'd never trust to teach me anything, much less something I paid so much for. To the person going to Shanghai, I don't doubt your ability - but remember the motives are just as important - your heart as to be in it.
 
I don't expect to hear from this person, but this being a public forum and the world being a small, tiny place - I'm don't doubt that this post'll reach his ears or that someday there could be a chance encounter. I don't have anything to say except thanks for the lesson in the meaning of true friendship.
 
2月1日

Burrito Benassi - Taco Shell 2-Step Remix

It's snowing again goddamnit.
 
现在下雪。我不喜欢!