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3月25日

Old Video of a Hippo's Ass

I'm super-stressed lately. Too much negative shit happening. Can't focus on my Chinese practice.
 
Here's an old video of a hippo's ass I took at the end of last summer:
 
  
3月19日

Director Anthony Minghella dies

British film director and writer Anthony Minghella has died aged 54.

Minghella's films included The English Patient - which earned him an Oscar for best director in 1997 - as well as Truly, Madly, Deeply and Cold Mountain.

He suffered a haemorrhage in London days after having surgery for cancer of the tonsils and neck, his US agent Leslee Dart said.

3月18日

There Will Be Blood (on your shirt)

Raining again in Wuxi today  - nice and wet, just the way I like it...
 
The pavement in wuxi is made of tiles, so whenever you step on a loose one on a rainy day, it splashes water all over your shoe, pants, etc. It's like something out of a slap stick film. And imagine the dirtiest water you've ever seen. The road I walk down every day is HouXiXi - also one of the dirtiest streets in downtown Wuxi. There's rubbish, meat-on-a-sticks all over the ground, heaps of rubbish food after the restaurants close. So of course the Chinese traditional medecine hospital entrance is also on the same street. Keepin' it clean.
 
Most buildings on the street are scheduled for demolition, but they're scheduled for demolition since... same time last year.
 
Apparently, our school wants to hold a meeting about us using uniforms. Oooooooh boy.
 
What was that movie called? "There Will Be Blood  "?
3月14日

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

From CHUD.com, your best source for film news...

HOW VENGEFUL IS CHARLIZE THERON?

I can't quite explain why I don't cringe at the notion of a Sympathy For Lady Vengeance remake the way I did for the potential Americunizashun of Oldboy. On most days I think Lady Vengeance is the better film. But I since it doesn't have the instant recognizance of Oldboy, maybe it's that I don't harbor suspicions that a remake is only the result of a studio trying to latch onto what was (for some) the movie of the minute.

Or maybe it's that, despite the title and basic premise (a woman released from prison recruits former prison associates to help her orchestrate a revenge scheme) this isn't as personal a story as Oldboy. Lady Vengeance has a broader take on the impact of vengeance and what it can mean to a group of people, not just to an individual. That leaves it open for wider successful interpretation; a lot of things can change, either cultural signposts or the actual plot and character, and you'd still have a movie worthy of the title.

Or maybe it's just that I know Charlize Theron can act when she wants to, so when she mentions remake potential to Boston.com (as noted on Bloody Disgusting) I don't get that sinking feeling. This is just talk right now, and we all know how much luck has befallen the Oldboy remake, so there's plenty of time to grab Tartan's Lady Vengeance DVD and make it (deservedly) your new movie of the minute before the real shit hits the fan.

UPDATED!

If you like the idea of Theron starring in this remake, you're not alone. According to MTV, original director Park Chan-Wook was the guy that suggested she try it.

Does that put a different spin on things?

He made an almost perfect film," Theron says, "[but] he came to me and said he really wanted us to do this. He wanted to see that story told in an American society. If he wasn’t so encouraging I don’t think I could go through with it. We’re intimidated almost beyond belief.” She also says that the project is in "very, very early stages of development," so it might not ever happen.

Now I'm so much more intrigued.
3月13日

I form the head like Voltron

I saw a few great Chinese films lately. Let me tell you about 'em, because all three of 'em are not 'mainstream' films to come out of China, and are mostly censored here in the mainland.
我看了3个中国电影。我要告诉你。。。
 

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First up, Les Filles Du Botaniste (french title, English title: The Botanist's Daughters)
The film is about an orphan that travels to Yunnan province to study botany with a famous prof. She falls in love with his daughter, and soon the relationship complicates when the Prof's son returns from his barracks in Tibet and chooses the orphan as his wife. Needless to say, it's a story of forbidden love between two beautiful women. The ending is very tragic indeed, as you well know, homosexuality is considered a 'disease' in China at the time of this story. It's a French film essentially (with full-frontal nudity, as is their trademark) but directed by a Chinese director. It had to be made in Vietnam due to its content and story. An excellent film, touching, tragic and terribly arrousing!
 

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So Close to Paradise. This film takes place, I guess... in Beijing. Two guys from the countryside wind up in the big city - one is a pole carrier, doing hard-labour for peanuts. The other better dressed, better off engages in crime. Both are not particularly smart and plan a kidnapping of a cabaret singer (and prostitute) to ask for a ransom. Things go awry and the better dressed of the two falls in love with the singer. You can guess where things from there. Also banned, cut and censored, this film reveals some of the poor hard-labourer's lifestyle and the dressing and atmosphere is generally more interesting than the main plot, but the characters are interesting in themselves.

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Histoires de Cannibales (We're Going To Eat You! is the English title, which is really revealing - it's the only Chinese Horror film I've ever seen. The story revolves around a police officer who goes to an island of cannibals who feast off strangers - literally. The film is a strange mix - gore, kung-fu and slapstick comedy. This is a Tsui Hark film after all. I'll let the trailer speak for itself - the film uses music from Dario Argento's SUSPIRA too...
 
    
* if yotube.com is being gay, follow this link:
 
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* if your browser or Youtube.com is being gay, click here to see the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H8_HIRJw3c&feature=related
 

3月12日

Mei Yuan 梅园

 梅园 Mei Yuan Park
and more!
 
lead stream to my canals
Wuxi Streets of Old
House is My
really no, my own is house
is water icky
dah doo zippity
hill haunted house
 
gong a bang
window ancient view soul to my
Unit-G
wall big big
nutz deez cracker
stars to the monument???!
skunk buddha got the monk?
flow ershouse is walking on person
eert
cat sleeping is the shop
pillar of carved is the stone
don't get too excited that's men's underwear
post of control
huh - huh - huh
green water is the
dimension other to portal
trash is the heap
canal water is the
buddha tits has big nopple
thingsome
scapecity
tuesta
big bridge
canal on the boats
that's the color of wuxi water everywhere
slow boat to... I won't finish it.
palm olive hand wash
marriage suckers of the
boat police of the
the thing of the island
*****
big booty pirates of the carrrr'beeuuun
tiled ROOFs
TRASHHEAP!
 
Yes, this picture, if you look closely at the lower left corner, has syringes. In a remote corner of a park under the new bridge, I found this crackspot. Well, next time one of my students fervently denies drug use in China, there will be this too prove, that its a worldwide phenom, China too...
 
sign says: NO FOREIGNERS! >:( J/kidding haha.... or am I???
nedrag
wisdom hole glory hole not like
a school of fish
a school of rock of fish
New Ghostface Album: MORE FISH
the pond reflects ur true desires
a tree of passionate fruits
the grass is the so long
pavement is walking on man
tea is the drinking peoples
leaning is the persons who the purp sweater wears
step first stone second
wisdom ancient garden
lung smoke lung smoke
nutz iz deez
boat is so ronery! :(
this is what??!
marriage couple in the thresh hell of hold
smell awfuls from the horse's manure
clown is fat
fatter than Don Johnson
park are peoples is sitting
3月11日

gotta buy my niece some WU-WEAR threads

She's my niece, I'll run as many pictures of her on APE-UNIT as I damn well please!
 
un p'tit bambin
Mama doing the coochie-coos
That's my mother giving Sofia the coochie-coos. Careful Ma, them's is contagious!
sittin' vertically, nahmean
An upright citizen.
snow-camo gear by WU-WEARwad dis?
There she is wearin' the white military camo-outfit for polar military excursions. 
Adelina from the Old Country
Sofia's Great Grandmother Adelina!
My grandmother Adelina, from Portugal.
JEAN-COUTU!
Blingin' her out already, huh?
Oh! She's blinging already. Fight the power of materialism Sofs!
Xzibit, pimp out dis baby chuur wid dem neonz and PS3s~!
wah wah wah
we'll cook 'em like duck's feet
Once that footsie is caught, you ain't getting it back.
3月8日

Wu-Tang Clan : Hellz Wind Staff Song and Lyrics

It's one of those days... I wouldn't have made it through if it weren't for the power of the Wu...

Wu-Tang Clan:

Hellz Wind Staff 

 

 Wu-tang Clan - Hellz Wind Staff Lyrics


[conversation continued from the end of Duck Seazon]

The Wu-Tang Clan will rise again
There are many of us, working for the good of the Wu Tang

Die! [*sounds of fighting are heard*]

[Verse One: Street Life]

So get your egg crashed, by my Hellz Wind Staff
While the feature broadcast is splashed to tell the news
like Kaity Chung, how the bullet collapsed his lung
His father watched the horror as he swallowed his tongue
Another youth dead, before the age of twenty-one
Left his son to grow, in the ghettoes of the slums
With a shot that go, for twisted metal for cash flow
React slow nigga and get, P.L.O.
By the lone gunner, who took revenge for his brother
who got slain last summer by a cocaine runner
A new year is dawning, new crews is forming
Rival gangs warring blood steadily pouring
The streets are deep Son every day is like a rerun
So I reach out and try to teach one
But eighty-five percent uncivilized content
No tolerance so a lifetime is spent
behind a cage bent smoked out on a park bench
Killer instinct slave rap niggaz get lynched

[*sounds of fighting*]

[Verse Two: Ghostface Killah]

So yo break that nigga arm fast as a fuck
Tell Ra, Goldie left my beige jacket in his truck
To all you slow footed penguins, duckin from these
hot rocks that's flamin, chocolate for all you rap Damian's
Spraying cards ex-pionage, dodgeball square hard
Strip bars, no bras, wet leotards
and a mink in, next album blood on Seth Abram
Keep a Gambino PlayStation in your playpen
Discovery Channel, cats that book at Daniel
Coke blunts hot as a FUCK swatted bamboo
high school dropouts, baseheads get knocked the fuck out
on the regular for robbin a good nigga house
Rough cut raw doses, the unexplainable
Hot rock lava, gringo throw the flows iglasa

[*sounds of fighting*]

[Verse Three: Inspectah Deck]

Ha ha ha ha, yo
What you know about this, specialist armed dangerous
Hit you close range with this madness
Unique design shine like a deep dish
The beat kick technique split all your weak shit
Yes, the rhythm, the Rebel
Alone in my level heat it up past the boiling point of metal
Living legend, veteran known to set trend
Lethal weapon, step through your section
with the Force like Luke Skywalker
Rhyme author, orchestrate mind torture
Live performer, bit the mic sayanora
Borderline to insane, I rain firewater
Tape recorder, can't be saved by a court order
I got my sword cross your throat you joke

[Verse Four: Method Man]

We on the run with the golden guns, get you none
when it reach out and teach someone, blaze they buns
Now I'm guilty by association
Times of blackness eclipsin the sun, target practice
commence when I throw these darts at these rappers
Ricochet, hit the charts, bloody your matress
Hold me down, Wu bloodkin, I'm goin in
Shootin bullets at the top ten, rhyme concoction
blend like a million
All these niggaz want cheese, is we mice or men, word up
We can go platinum but then, still can't get no satisfaction
Once again, back on the block crumb snatchin
Blowin backs in cold
Blunted non-assassin, time for action, Johnny Unidas
Handle that like arthritis
Still, hold a golden touch like King Midas

[*swords clash*]

[Verse Five: RZA]

Drown in problems the Heineken's imported from Holland
Gettin boosted off a killer bee pollen, stone columns
get trapped by drum tracks mac loud as gun claps
Pen'll grab the death of a thousand dumb tacks
The Wu Sensai fold, it beez the Wind Ninja scroll
Soul edged blade controls your inner pole
The thick loop, fruit from the forbidden tree root
I stay secluded in the Chamber trainin new recruits
with Fatal Guillotine, the black hooded team what it means
when bullets scream from the hot glock like rock from a sling
(Sometimes...) Pushed through like George Bush Operation Whoops
Shots get popped on the block cause them blood to gush
>From digital to analog, the Wu-Wear camoflogue
The entourage squad we stompin through Zanzibar
like herds of cattle, RZA plays the wall like a shadow
Connect the Book of Shaolin like the brothers I know Now Rule

[Verse Six: Raekwon the Chef]

Stash the cream though, Iceatollah ice style gleama
Lex graffiti name reamer, hold em we rollin
askin me though, raps is hotter than, hot tamales in Toledo
Pussy that shit she passin off to me though
We wax Ajax niggaz with a axe, Maxamill
You could crash a meal, got you back steel
scold em and fold em like the thousand dollar bills
sit back eyein y'all niggaz out
Fakes that delegate we spittin fire out
Verb burgular, design the Wally shoe store reserve
a jet status, guidin these vert up on my matress
Watch me mack this, Ralph Lauren goose inside a fashion
Yo, these hands is flooded and they mad quick
Strong approach like magnets, custom wood crane name
Stylin rich, RZA made the waves in one chain
Feelin mics like, wheelin a bike, slide like
step on his Klondike, get your dart right
We movin on it like, wind breaker niggaz get they face broke
Jury get snatched, magazine right on the low, fuck y'all cats

(Sometimes...)
[*sounds of fighting*]

May you rot in hell!
Ahahahahah, ahahahahaha, ahahahahaha!

3月6日

More Photos From Cracksville

我累了!
Fatter than before? Leading experts say 'yes'.
 
Another sales pitch in the school library.
Another fine usage of our library for sales pitches to housewives.
 
Julie being Julie.
Dennis and Julie, doing what they do.
 
Farewell Greybeard!
Bradley Greer, AKA Beard Grey AKA GreyBeard the Pirate
 
I look the same when huntin' 4 ze ladiez
When I see a fly honey on the street, that's exactly the expression on my face. The syndrome is called T-Rexin' 
 
Line-Ups at the Carrefoure
Carrefoure, the French Supermarket Chain
 
The Art of Dinosaurin'
A Brontausaurus in Baoli Shopping center. Nothing Unusual.
3月4日

I Call Poopsies!

It's my niece Sofia, lil'est of the Reis fam. Look at her go, she's wilin' out!

this is the face she makes before askin' for 20$

It's all fun now, but wait until she's a teenager!

The Guard of Zuul!

Mika is going to pick her pockets

Mika smells... poop!

Fatima could donate some hair to lil' Sofia

look what I found in the grocery aisle!plump baby

shave first, whydontya

hey, fuggedaboudid

I wants my eats nowses!Same way the Kents found Superman.

Mama introducing Sofia to her palsie

a spanking at this tender age? Justice at last!

Eating a Wiley Wabbit

Gua'd yo grill, nahmeen

waaah, waaah waaah

Mika's behavin'!