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8月31日 Have a Nice Life!Ever wondered what's happened in Louisiana since Hurricane Katrina?
Fuckin' hell. 8月29日 Marty ScorceseHere's a good find to follow up on the last posts. Martin Scorcese on American gangster films.
Part 1
Part 2
... and its incomplete, but some is better than none! Get Killed Walkin' Ya Doggie!I stayed up watching THE SHIELD on DVD all night yesterday, maybe 3-4 episodes in one sitting which turned out to be 3 or 4 hours - I take it this show isn't 45 minutes but a full hour a pop... or am I dreaming it?
I love police procedurals and gritty crime films with intelligence like the works of Michael Mann (the beautiful trifecta of HEAT, MIAMI VICE, COLLATERAL), films like DONNIE BRASCO, SCARFACE, SERPICO down to even stuff like GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN'. Its a fascinating world where you question just what draws the line between morals and 'necessary evils'. In the TV show the Shield, the lead character is a crooked cop, a bully who controls the outcome of drug warfare in L.A. in order to profit from it. But most interestingly, he's not by any means evil. He's a family man, with clear morals especially towards women and children, and yet has resorted to killing a fellow officer in order to preserve his status quo. Its handled with incredible intelligence in every episode where I never find myself questioning the direction the characters take. That's good writing coupled with excellent actors and the steadyhand of a sure director. I highly recommend this show to anyone looking for a series that overlooks the glossy camera tricks of CSIs and its clones for some real substance.
That said, keep an eye out for Denzel Washington and Ridley Scott's upcoming collabo, AMERICAN GANGSTER.
8月28日 Fast ShadowI'm back from my weekend off. I got a new refrigerator delivered to my place and its a beauty - big, new, clean and quiet. It's quite possibly the sweetest fridge model right after one of those dual-doored (?) stainless steel fridges you always see in American movies. Well, that is until this thing stops working three months from now, which is the likely scenario.
I bought a beautiful little gift for lil' Sofia, my soon-to-be born niece. I'll have to mail through China Post this weekend to ensure it makes it to my brother's home by mid November. It's one a cuddly-wuddly Panda bear mascot for the 2008 Olympics - the green one, Nini. Each of these bears represent an ethnic minority in China, so I'm told, so I don't which one is the green one. But its got an Eagle with bright red lips on its head, so whatever man. Its cute. I've also bought a pig bracelet, because she'll born on the year of the pig, as well as a Tibetan hound's tooth. I don't if its got any specific symbolic attributes, but I bought it because I thought it would be something cool she could one day look at and think "Uncle Luis sure was a cool guy." because I'll most likely be dead by the time she can speak due to my fast lifestyle of crashing Ferrari's for fun.
Yesterday, as I was shopping at Carrefoure to stock up my fridge, I heard Dr.Dre's Still Dre playing out loud on the French supermarket chain's speakers. Gangsta rap as I squeeze tomatoes for ripeness? I never got so horny in my life! 8月25日 Angry Ape-Shit GorillasMy first day on scheduling duties and someone calls in sick. I'm running around like a headless chicken trying to get things organized. Huh... how likely was that? Just my luck.
Today's movie class will be an excerpt of the excellent BBC Planet Earth documentary series. I'll be showing them all sorts of weird things, but particularly interesting is the multicoloured frogs humping. No Kidding! Its hilarious. These amphibians hump vertically on the branch of tree and leap into action, literally. The episode also shows an unknown side of animal behaviour, Cannibal Chimpanzees. Its really quite disturbing to see a militia of Chimpanzees silently creep through the jungle to ambush another clan of identical primates to... conquer their territory, rape their females and finally, eat them.
I guess nature ain't about kittens playing in fields of dandelions, huh? 8月24日 Vegetable LasagnaToday, Andis has a super-duper update for you, and it doesn't involve boat traffic or construction site photos. 8月23日 fatso-forgetsoOver 5000 hits!
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8月22日 88 Buddha BuddiesFightNight2007 ![]() In the blue bib and red scarf, the billowy bloated boxer from Brooklyn, NY! Weighing in at the hefty equivalent of 1.6 billion marshmallows...
MR.STAY-PUFT
VS. In the gold robe, The Asian Sensation from LingShan, Wuxi... weighing in at the equivalent of 6 million tins of bronze paint...
The Big Buddha
So who do you think would win? smart money is on Mr.Stay-Puft. The scoundrel was called onto earth by none of other than Gozer, the Transdimensional god of Ancient Cimmeria. Between you and me (on a tip from The Keymaster), Mr.Stay-Puft fights dirty. That puts Buddha as the lovable underdog, so higher odds pay higher dividends. Anyway, look this is what really caught my attention at the Buddha temple on Sunday. And I guess this is some wierd cultural thing I'll never understand:
Goddamn. That was disturbing. These little statues were a bunch of kids on top of, and climbing, a giant obese bald buddha. I hope no molestation victim sees these as it might drudge up painful memories.
Finally, amongst the gallery of horrors were these, each golden statue representing some kind of weird sect:
The 8th Cup Of Coffee Buddhist Sect
Stubbed-Toe Buddhist Sect
This sect is about freak-out sessions on Peyote fueled nightmares.
I hear Tarantino had one put in his backyard. 8月21日 REVENGE OF DA BUDDHA MONKNew Photo Album Kids! Lookee-Loo to the Right!
its...
ATTACK OF THE
LINGSHAN
BUDDHA
... Scary! Thanks to MJ for being the guide. 8月18日 Good Luck with ALLLLL thatRafik has left Wuxi. Here's the breakdown of events: - a beer at the blue bar - one dinner at a sushi restaurant - one afternoon at the Wuxi zoo - a couple of lunches at the muslim restaurant Amazing how little time you can spend with someone when they're staying over at your place for two whole months but are pussy-whipped into submission by some bird they barely just met. 8月17日 Brigitte Bardot but no GodardInteresting update: I was browsing through some of my videos, and my Wuxi Zoo video was apparently linked off the Brigitte Bardot Foundation for animal rights. I can't find the original link or embedded video on their website, but whatever. It was at one point linked there. Cool! The closest I'll ever come to Bardot and her tattas. They linked to a video article on SKY NEWS that's actually quite interesting on animal cruelty right here in Shaaaaaaao'lin land. The video is fascinating; to the amusement and howls of laughter of tourists, old and young alike, they feed live cows to a pack of overweight tigers and watch them tear the beast into pieces. And they didn't censor it for once. Rush Hour 3: The Quickening![]() This bit from Roger Ebert gave me a good chuckle: The cops go there and have a battle with the world's tallest man (Sun Ming Ming). I think he's the same man who got married recently and was about twice as tall as his bride. Or maybe he's another tall guy -- naw, it has to be the same guy. Yao Ming, the basketball player, is only 7 feet, 6 inches, and Sun Ming Ming is 7 feet, 9 inches. A guy that tall, on his wedding night he could be making love and solving a Rubik's Cube at the same time. Ho ho ho. My review will naturally cover the deep cultural implications of a film that deals with the complexities of an interracial pairing of police officers (get it?!! one's black and one's asian! LOL!!!!!!!!). 8月16日 What Are Friends For? Using, apparently.My time with "Cokehead" is coming to a close. I can't say we've had much fun, because he was never around anyway. My place was his roadside motel with all the nasty details that entails. I shoulda charged him rent... 8月15日 Bizzy BoneAugust is halfway through and soon we'll be basking in the calm waters of September once again. I'm looking forward to the peace and quiet that'll wash me back into a zen-like state. I've recently joined a pool club and can now enjoy a swim in the morning on select days of the week. The pool in terms of cleanliness is alright, but I've seen better. What's most important is the fact that I've got an outlet to shed some extra energy and pounds over the course of a week (only about 4 times a week with my current schedule). I'm scheduled to finally visit the LingShan Buddha statue here in Wuxi after a year of excitedly and impatiently waiting. Would Jesus be angry at me for visiting a shrine to one of his competitors? Couldn't they all just be friends? 8月11日 I AM THE IRON MAAAAN!Feel this. Robert Downey Jr as IRON MAN in Marvel Studio's first independently produced picture. The suit is epic. ![]() full pic here: http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/ironmangroundpose.jpg As I previously mentioned, this is Marvel's first independent project, which means one of two things: 1) total creative control over their intellectual properties and 2) ownership of their said properties. This would have never happened without the success of Spider-Man as developed by Sony Pictures or Fox with the X-Men franchise, but I think there's no doubt in anyone's mind as to the squandered hopes of the Fantastic Four film and Hulk. With the latter, it's currently under production again, that's right, a HULK remake directed by Louis Letterier. You might remember Letterier (really?) from Danny The Dog (aka Unleashed in the US/Can). Ang Lee's version was decent, but Marvel is aiming for a more mainstream relaunch of the Hulk franchise without necessarily dumping the original's groundwork. Letterier is an action director from the Luc Besson mould, and has really impressed me with his work (Danny the Dog and The Driver 2, it's not about the plot, its about the action choreography in both those cases, which proves this French director is the goods. I'd even venture to say that Danny went beyond that by featuring some rock solid casting and heart-tuggin' moments for an action pic). Iron Man is following Marvel's vision of getting directors with actual ideas to bring life to their 2-3rd tier characters until they regain film rights to Spider-Man and the X-Men. Jon Favreau is directing Robert Downey Jr as Tony Starks, Terrence Howard as the brother who is War Machine and that Paltrow which I don't care about. Oh! And the DUDE! Mr.Lebowski, Jeff Bridges is also part of the cast. Hotness. Favreau impressed me with his kids' film ZATHURA, having a preference for old-school effects melded with CG effects. It made for an honest to god good kids flick. 8月10日 GutsoI saw parts of Slither yesterday on the Philippine satellite TV in the Blue Bar. It looked like some good fun, but I'm glad I never got around to buying it on DVD or cinema. I've seen enough Zombie films to last a (after)lifetime. Now that we're rolling with regular updates again, I'm going to give you the totally exclusive scoop on what I wrote about for the Oct-Nov issue of WuxiLife if I ever hear back on them that is. ![]() First is an article on the Palm Pictures Director's Label series on the music video works of Mark Romanek, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Chris Cunningham, Stephane Sedanoui and Jonathan Glazer. Its a very slick set with some great production values (in the videos and the DVDs themselves). I picked them up on the cheap and cheap, you know how we roll. Second article is a review of EXECUTIONERS FROM SHAOLIN, the 1977 Shaw Bros flick that first stared Pai Mei, last seen in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill. Its a great kung-fu flick where the main villain is able to retract his testicles.8月9日 Miraculo The MagnificentMiracles happen. For some reason, MSN Spaces has now reverted back to its original state, in which I can now use it normally again. The internet never ceases to amaze me with its endless headfuckery. Summer is a lot of stress for everyone, but allow me to gripe about MY personal problems. For one thing, I feel the workload is heavy, but nothing I can't deal with. At the moment, I'm dealing with company trainings and regular classes. That, I can handle. What makes me go a little bonkers is the heat, the rotten mood it puts people in, the feeling of being bloated like a beached whale in the summer heat, relationship woes and people mooching off your living spaces. When summer ends, it won't have been soon enough. I guess to teachers back home, summer is the best time, but for ESL teachers, summer is the busiest most rotten time of all. I need desperately need some 'alone' time. I figure I'll go get a pool club membership to I can go work off this stress and stay cool. 8月7日 That's Amore!My aunt Lourdes and Ron got married this weekend despite having been together for a long, long time. It looked like a beautiful ceremony and I wish I could've been there. Even old warhorses such as myself get homesick sometimes. 8月4日 Wuxi Girls in White Pants...is a beauti'ul t'ing. I did some more thinking about that club. Lil' Dribble now says he's changed his mind, dreamer that he is. His idea is having a club that is jungle themed. The open-air rooftop dance floor stuck, but instead of ice-cream coloured decor, he's going for bright, live greens and blues. He dropped some ideas of having columns full of tropical fish in the room, with palm trees and bushes everywhere. The bar would be set up like a coconut hut. The staff would wear bikinis and grass skirts which I must agree to 100%. At this point, I wouldn't complain if our clubs opened side-by-side. Maybe the Ice Cream club would work better as a lounge...
I went to club Scarlett yesterday for its inaugural Hip-Hop night. I must say, the music was pretty awful for the most part, but thats to be expected. The Wuxi people, bless 'em, can't quite grasp it. There were many junior b-boys busting dance moves, although many of them seemed to border on stuff picked up in Beyonce videos. Then they played some weird Chinese themed hip-hop, which went down like a lump of sugar when you're hankering for some salt n' pepper. The same staples you always hear such as DMX's Party Up were heard, but I did hear a Jadakiss track and some french rap. A weak selection marred with some clumsy mixing (songs ending suddenly or killing a build-up in the momentum). I'd give it another shot in a while to see if any improvement is made. I'd say the most glaring problem is the lack of a dance floor, but that's a staple of Chinese clubs. Everyone sits around drinking green tea and whiskey and watching the 3 people who dare to dance. It's a pretty tame scene.
8月2日 shake ya tail feathersI was talking to Lil' Dribble the other day at the Starbucks in Baoli, and happened to throw an idea his way. What if we opened our club in Wuxi? What would it be like? We pitched some ideas back and forth, and one idea stuck. An 'Ice Cream' themed club. No kidding! The idea would revolve around staying 'cool' during the unbearable Wuxi summers. Open air rooftop dancefloor with massive fans to keep folks cool, alcohol ice-cream floats and such and so on. But most of all the theme revolves around a velvety smooth decor - the tricolors of Napoleon Ice-Cream: "Ain't that a beauti'al t'ing?" as Donnie Brasco once asked, "Yeah, but it ain't my thing" as Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero said in reply. Ah, but a cat can dream... |
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